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05:06am 29/03/2006
  havent come to the lj in a while.  
     
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01:28am 20/11/2005
  If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.  
     
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01:44am 23/09/2005
  someone talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lol
im bored, and procrastonation like.
 
     
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utterly pointless... do read.   
04:17am 20/09/2005
  Have you...

1.smoked a cigarette? i have
2.smoked a cigar? lots
3.smoked weed? yucky, but yes
4.made out with a member of the same sex? cant say that i have
5.stolen a car? i gave it back
6.been in love? yes
7.been dumped? yeah....
8.shoplifted? what else is walmart for?
9.been fired? once...
10.been in a fist fight? a few
11.snuck out of your house? never needed to
12.had feelings for someone who didnt have them back? always
13.been arrested? only slightly
14.made out with a stranger? actually....
15.gone on a blind date? not really
16.lied to a friend? sometimes
17.had a crush on a teacher? i dont believe so
18.skipped school? in college, that doesn't cout tho
19.slept with a co-worker? yes
20.seen someone die? yes
21.been on a plane? quite a few times
22.thrown up in a bar? no but i did throw up a few days ago from being really drunk
23.taken painkillers? yes
24.love someone or miss someone right now? yes, they're in indiana... its sad.
25.laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? i think so
26.made a snow angel? it didn't come out very well
27.played dress up? lol
28.cheated while playing a game? i do not cheat!
29.been lonely? i am.
30.fallen asleep at work/school? that would be bad if i fell asleep at work.
31.used a fake id? nope, i have a real one that works for me just fine
32.felt an earthquake? yes
33.touched a snake? yes
34.ran a red light? i did today
35.been suspended from school? nope
36.had detention? alot
37.been in a car accident? 4
38.hated the way you look? not really... could be better, but not hate
39.witnessed a crime? even participated in a few
40.pole danced? haha... that wouldn't be so hot
41.been lost? never, im a guy
42.been to the opposite side of the country? born there
43.felt like dying? often
44.cried yourself to sleep? nope
45.played cops and robbers? yeah, and tieing people up with jumprope
46.sang karaoke? once, with chad... guns n roses!
47.done something you told yourself you wouldn't? everyday
48.laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? not that i can remember
49.caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
50.kissed in the rain? no, sounds fun tho
51.sing in the shower? sometimes
52.had sex in a park? well.... in a park in a car.
53.had a dream that you married someone? nope
54. glued your hand to something? i glued my hand to my hand before
55. got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? lol
56.worn the opposite's clothes? like a tranny? no.
57.been an asshole? accused of it all the time.
58. sat on a roof top? used to do it all the time. building climbing = greatness
59. didn't take a shower for a week? i have to much ocd for that
60.ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no
61.played chicken? on a bicycle
62.been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? i got in a fight with matt because i gave his gf a lap dance to piss him off... it did. we were by a pool.
63.been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes, theyre usually rather large too. the big girls like wong i guess.
64.broken a bone? a couple
65.been easily amused? easily amused, easily bored
66.laugh so hard you cry? no
67.mooned/flashed someone? hahaha..... leave it at that
68.cheated on a test? i have people cheat off me cause im asian... its usually a bad idea.
69.forgotten someone's name? shit, i cant remember most peoples name
70.slept naked? i have
71.gone skinny dipping in a pool? a long long time ago
72.been kicked out of your house? once, i told my mom she was a fucking bitch... that wasn't so nice. stupid adolescence.
73.blacked out from drinking? oh i always remember... sometimes i wish i couldnt remember... but i always do
74.played a prank on someone? oh those are fun
75.gone to a late night movie? best time.
76.made love to anything not human? i got raped by a vogon... then it read poetry to me
77.failed a class? once... im a bad asian
78.choked on something you're not supposed to eat? no
79.played an instrument for more than 10 hours? i have
80.cheated on a gf/bf? nope, ima good wong
81.ate a whole package of oreos? YES!
82.thrown strange objects? all kinds... ED!
83.felt up someone? sure
84.thought about running away? everyday
85.ran away? yes, but i guess i like here better than there
86.had sex? mmmhmm... its rather nice
87.had detention and not attend it? no, the detention for not going to detention at newman was worse.
88.yelled at parents? ohh thats always fun
89.made parent cry? i dont know.
90.cried over someone? not really...
91.owned more than 5 sharpies? sharpies are greatness
92.dated more than 1 person at once? no
93.have a dog? no
94.have a cat? no
95.own an instrument? quite a few instruments actually
96.been in a band? i am!
97.had more than 25 sodas in one day? lol, probably
98.broken a cd? them things are harder to break than i thought
99.shot a gun? yeah, tis fun
100.been on myspace for more than 5 hours? no. no i haven't... that would be very sad... ok maybe i have.
 
     
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soul shattering words of darkness!!!   
12:53pm 17/09/2005
 
What's Your Inner Demon(Mk.I) by Zotz Shrdlu
Name
Your Sin of Choice
HornsThick thorny vines
SkinNo skin, you're the Visible Demon
TailNarrow barb-tipped whip
WingsTattered but finely scaled insectile
EyesBrazen hued serpentine slits
LegsA stone plinth
Sexual CharacteristicsIdeal, for a crocodile
WeaponThe soul-shattering words of darkness
Quiz created with MemeGen!
 
     
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blah   
10:03pm 15/09/2005
  i feel like luke from gilmore girls.....  
     
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06:00am 15/09/2005
  Heaven can wait
And a band of angels wrapped up in my heart
Will take me through the lonely night
Through the cold of the day
And I know
I know
Heaven can wait
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain
Without fear

Give me all of your dreams
And let me go along on your way
Give me all of your prayers to sing
And i'll turn the night into the skylight of day
I got a taste of paradise
I'm never gonna let it slip away
I got a taste of paradise
It's all I really need to make me stay --
Just like a child again

Heaven can wait
And all I got is time until the end of time
I won't look back
Let the altars shine

And I know that I've been released
But I don't know to where
And nobody's gonna tell me know
And I don't really care
No no no
I got a taste of paradise
That's all i really need to make me stay
I got a taste of paradise
If I had it any sooner you know
You know I never would have run away from my home

Heaven can wait
And all I got is time until the end of time
I won't look back
Let the altars shine

Heaven can wait
I won't look back
Let the altars shine
 
     
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i am jane and i like to ride an elephant   
05:37am 13/09/2005
  i am sofa king we taught ed.  
     
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badass!!!   
12:35am 13/09/2005
 


Star Wars Horoscope for Aries




Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain.
You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control.
You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well.

Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor

 
     
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04:34am 12/09/2005
  work
ivy's house
took super cool pictures
hung out with my heterosexual life mate adam
now sleep...

i <3 my internet gf (drunken title's)

p.s. seriously adam is my identical non asian twin.
 
     
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inferior intellect = dr. thunder   
02:20am 10/09/2005
  life sucks then i die.
by the way im an optomist...
deal with it wong.
-fuck it-
<3
 
     
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03:58am 23/05/2005
  Im off to jamaca tomorrow!
ill be home sunday morning.
writing this in case anyone was going to miss me or anything.
 
     
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08:05pm 17/05/2005
  ugh...
sea lice
omg i've never had it this bad. i dont even feel like leaving the house, or doing anything.
 
     
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omg!   
02:27pm 17/05/2005
  i updated again!
only a month or so since my last update

star wars tomorrow, ::cough cough nerd cough cough::

ive decided i despise jelly fish andtheirmotherfuckingeggsstpidfuckingbastards!
ugh i've been scratching at sealice and it kept me up till 9AMish then i woke up at noon... blah

i doubt anyone reads my journal anymore, i've turned into a myspace whore
http://www.myspace.com/wonginabox
 
     
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03:04am 20/04/2005
  i dont even remember the last time i updated this.

im 21 now, tonite i went to a bar with my mom and her bf and played pool.
this weekend my bands playing a battle of the bands for 500 bucks, i really hope we win.

I'm bored and i think i forgot how to update one of these things.
-wong-
 
     
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03:31pm 10/03/2005
  Danielle Fishel is so hot...
thats topenga for those of you who dont know....
 
     
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im an analog boy in a digital world...   
03:21pm 10/03/2005
 
What do you want to be?
Would you fight for your country?
Leaders say "why don't you pick up a gun
and shoot at somebody?"
But they're only gonna protect you when
the dollar sign is right
There's a war in every nation but we turn
our heads deny.
Human rights went on vacation
Money took over a long time ago
Cry for this racial war in all Rwanda's Glory
There ain't no glory in a war. Aint no glory
A black man or a white man
or an Asian or a Mexican
or a African or a South African
or a Serbian or a Libyian
You're all one race, the human race
Just a different smile for a different face.
 
     
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12:44am 09/02/2005
 

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.
 
     
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SWEET!!!   
12:06pm 27/01/2005
 
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:109
Quiz created with MemeGen!
 
     
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COME TO MY SHOW!!!   
11:23am 14/01/2005
 

please goooo...
ill ♥ you forever
 
     
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